Alex

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Sat, 25 May 2013 21:52:54 -0400

f4lconpunch: deanleysen: These commercials would be so much...

Sat, 25 May 2013 21:52:09 -0400

f4lconpunch:

deanleysen:

These commercials would be so much better if they left them in.

HAHAHA WTF MINDFUCK

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Sat, 25 May 2013 21:51:50 -0400

Tumblr app: I'm done loading

Sat, 25 May 2013 21:51:04 -0400

Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter

now hold up lets talk about geese

Sat, 25 May 2013 21:50:51 -0400

supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:

look

isn’t it adorable that’s a gosling, which is a baby goose, not the dude named ryan

but see these fluffy little puffballs

aren’t they cute

yeah

they’re really adorable up until the point when you realize they’re the SPAWN OF SATAN

LOOK AT IT ALL GROWN UP

IT HAS TEETH

THAT’S RIGHT, TEETH

TEETH ON THEIR MOTHERFUCKING TONGUE

THIS THING WILL FUCK YOU UP

THERE IS NO POINT IN RUNNING

THERE IS NO GOD DO YOU UNDERSTAND

THERE IS

NO

GOD

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Sat, 25 May 2013 21:49:38 -0400

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Sat, 25 May 2013 21:48:49 -0400

lolzpicx: The truth behind Disney movies

Sat, 25 May 2013 21:48:06 -0400

lolzpicx:

The truth behind Disney movies

latenightjimmy: Morgan Freeman Falls Asleep in the Late Night...

Sat, 25 May 2013 21:47:19 -0400

latenightjimmy:

Morgan Freeman Falls Asleep in the Late Night Audience

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Sat, 25 May 2013 17:27:53 -0400

dicktouching: iwishlilbwasmygrandpa: There is a very very large difference between Tumblr internet...

Sat, 25 May 2013 17:26:41 -0400

dicktouching:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

There is a very very large difference between Tumblr internet humor and actual humor

And it becomes obvious every time you try to tell a joke in real life.

the-absolute-funniest-posts: emmilions: A LITTLE BOY JUST...

Sat, 25 May 2013 17:25:41 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

emmilions:

A LITTLE BOY JUST TRADED IN ASSASSINS CREED II WITH HIS OWN PERSONALIZED COVER ART

thegirl-inred: toned-tanned-fit-andready: v0nlaust: caliiforniadreaming-xo: gothicstan: localise...

Sat, 25 May 2013 17:24:20 -0400

thegirl-inred:

toned-tanned-fit-andready:

v0nlaust:

caliiforniadreaming-xo:

gothicstan:

localised:

do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts

yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me

i feel you

we all feel you

why are so many people touching me

This is why you don’t walk around in the middle of the night

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Sat, 25 May 2013 17:23:45 -0400

lolzpicx: Real life pillow pet

Sat, 25 May 2013 17:16:53 -0400

lolzpicx:

Real life pillow pet

romulusthread: MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME...

Sat, 25 May 2013 17:15:19 -0400

romulusthread:

MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING

mirror step, 2013 custom made mirror fixed to a concrete...

Sat, 25 May 2013 17:12:42 -0400

mirror step, 2013

custom made mirror fixed to a concrete step

•••

jordannwitt: This is a cool thing.

Sat, 25 May 2013 17:12:34 -0400

jordannwitt:

This is a cool thing.

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Sat, 25 May 2013 17:10:42 -0400

thewaywardfox: protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”

Sat, 25 May 2013 17:10:13 -0400

thewaywardfox:

protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”